Insulting Birthday Quotes My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday Everyone gets wishes with each passing birthday.
Insulting Birthday Quotes
With each birthday, you are getting close to becoming a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.
Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!
Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!
On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair fall. Happy birthday!
Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend!
wishes for your best friend from here. But remember not to hurt their feelings.
It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be
treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
Best Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friends
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turns into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud!
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
I wish God a long enough life on your birthday to see your teeth and hair fall out. Congratulations on your birthday!
After all, growing old on your birthday isn’t bad. You will die soon and be free of worldly pain. Happy birthday, dear!
The full custom of giving birthday gifts is absurd. You’re giving gifts to someone who is one step closer to death. Happy birthday, friend, you’re going to die soon!
May you live long enough to frighten your grandchildren with wrinkles. Congratulations on your birthday!
Don’t you find it enticing that a daring person like me will give you a birthday gift? Buddy, happy birthday!
I hope your birthday is as memorable as your high school graduation. That was hilarious. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
We’re both born for the sole purpose of reminding each other of our birthdays. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!
It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!
Wishing you a day filled with laughter, jokes, and plenty of embarrassing moments. After all, that’s what birthdays are for!
Insulting Birthday Wishes for Friend
Happy birthday to the one person who can take an insult and turn it into a reason to laugh. You’re a true champ!
Cheers to the one who’s aging like a cheese left out in the sun! May your wrinkles be deep and your jokes even deeper. Happy birthday, buddy! – insulting birthday wishes for best friend
On your XXth birthday, may god take out all the happiness from your life and fill your life with naughtiest adventures. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend, have a blast!
Hey buddy, you are one creature who radiates both positive and negative energy. Wishing you a life full of naughtiest adventure! Happy birthday!
I am thankful that your birthday comes just once a year! I don’t know what you would do if it came every month. Wishing my friend a very happy birthday. Have a naughty one!
Cheers to a loving friend, thank you for supporting me through and I confess that I love doing all crazy endeavors with you. I have never had a friend like you who is so mischievous. Happy birthday buddy!
Happy birthday to my buddy who is naughtiest among all in the entire universe. May you grow old as soon as possible so that the devil waits for you to enter the gate of hell! Happy birthday!
Hey [NAME], you are one jacka*s of all trades and master of all as well. Don’t change for anyone as I love the way you are! Many happy returns of the day my dear naughty friend.
Another year older, another year wiser… or so they say. Let’s see if that holds true for you, my friend. Happy birthday, you wise-cracking old-timer!
Today, we celebrate the birth of the funniest person I know. Your jokes may be terrible, but hey, at least they keep us entertained. Happy birthday, you joker!
Happy birthday, you hilarious human! May your sense of humor never fade, even when your hairline does.
Another year, another opportunity to remind you that you’re still not as funny as you think you are. But hey, you’re still my best friend, so I guess I can tolerate your lame jokes. Happy birthday!
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.
Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations!
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
Happy birthday to my bestie, the one person who understands me even when I don’t understand myself. Let’s keep being weird together.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Sister
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy Birthday!
We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy Birthday!
So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!
I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!
I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? But it’s fine, there’s always next year!
Happy birthday to mom’s second-favorite kid!
I hope you’re not looking for a present, because my presence is your gift this year.
Happy birthday to the person who always covered for me when I snuck out after curfew.
If you’re feeling old, don’t worry: you’ll always be an annoying little kid to me.
[If he’s your only brother] Happy birthday to my favorite brother!
It’s time to celebrate and enjoy yourself. I wish you a wonderful birthday and an even better year ahead. Happy birthday, my amazing man.
Just as you bring warmth and happiness into the lives of everyone around you, I hope you also enjoy the warmth and happiness on this special day of yours. Happy birthday, Bestie.
I hope you have a beautiful day. Happy birthday to you my caring friend. Everything is special about but you are not so special. Smile! You are the best.
Happy birthday to the best friend ever. Do you know why you are the best, you give me the best issues. Keep being amazing. I love you to the moon and back.
Hey Bestie, let’s go have some fun! It’s your day, my fabulous, wonderful, and cute boyfriend. Keep giving headaches like you love to do.
I understand this past year had some tough times, but I’m sure this coming year will be full of great blessings for you. Thank you for being an awesome friend, your presence in my life is such a blessing. Happy birthday, Bestie.
You may not have gotten the brains in the family, but you also didn’t get the looks. Anyway, happy birthday!
No one gets me like you do, because no one else grew up in our batsh*t crazy fam.
Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my pizza with you. Don’t get used to it, though.
Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday!
I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world, that is great!
Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
Savage Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Oh! So it’s your birthday. Do I have to wish you? Happy birthday. Happy?
Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Haha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.
I put up with you more than you ever did. You should be lucky to have me in your life. Happy Birthday!
Today is the day you were born into this world, well I am happy for you, hope you are too. Happy Birthday.
I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today.
Happy birthday, you old geezer. It’s all downhill from here.
Congratulations on surviving another year. Let’s hope this year is better than the last.
Happy birthday to my favorite pain in the butt. You’re lucky I put up with you.
I can’t believe you’re another year older. You don’t look a day over ancient.
Happy birthday to my favorite frenemy. You’re not so bad, I guess.
Another year closer to being a crazy cat lady. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dearest friend. May you live long enough to see all your hair turn gray and your teeth fall out.
I hope your birthday is as fun as watching paint dry on a wall. But knowing you, it will be even more boring.
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared together. Best of luck, best friend.
You’re a jacka*s of all trades as well as the master of none, but I still love you even though you’re an underachiever. Many happy returns, dear friend.
The reason you’re my best friend is that I’m able to perceive your hidden qualities, and as you age I hope they come out for the entire world to see.
The fact that I went out and bought you such I nice gift even though you owe me money should let you know how I feel about you. Happy bday, dear friend.
Funny Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Many happy returns! My wish for you is long life, completely free of STDs.
May life grant you as many lovers as it grants you years, dear bestie.
I am here with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
Dear best friend, I hope your birthday is everything you want and more. I can’t even express how lucky I feel to be able to celebrate this occasion with you. Happy Birthday!
Smile as much as you can because seeing your smiling face makes my day. Wishing you a very happy birthday with lots of love. Enjoy the day!
When nothing goes right, I go to you. You’re my go-to person at every hour. Happy birthday.
I hope you’re enjoying your special day doing whatever it is you want!
Have you really grown wiser this year or are you acting up because it’s your birthday today? Happy birthday!
Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a s*x toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you. But since it’s your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next 24 hours. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
Before I found Pinterest, you were the most creative, interesting, and coolest person I knew. Well, nice job for trying and happy birthday.
Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
Happy Birthday brother-in-law! We are so lucky to have you be a part of this family.
Happy Birthday brother-in-law! Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with lots of love and happiness.
To my dearest brother-in-law, thank you for all that you have done for this family. Have a blast!
I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are! Thank you for being a wonderful addition to this family. Happy birthday brother-in-law!
