Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

200+Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin Congratulations, cousin – you’ve officially reached the age where it’s acceptable to complain about everything. Enjoy!

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

Happy birthday, cousin! You’re so young and gorgeous, it’s almost like you’re not even related to me.

Another year older, but are you any wiser? Happy birthday, cousin!

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, don’t worry about it. Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him.

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

Don’t think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here’s to a great year ahead!

The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media. Cheers to another trip around the sun!

Happy Birthday, big guy! Don’t forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.

If it’s any consolation, in whiskey years you’re just getting tastier. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday cousin. Wishing you a day filled with happiness.

I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? But it’s fine, there’s always next year!

Happy birthday to mom’s second-favorite kid!

I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is your gift this year.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousins

Happy birthday to the person who always covered for me when I snuck out after curfew.

If you’re feeling old, don’t worry: you’ll always be an annoying little kid to me.

[If he’s your only brother] Happy birthday to my favorite brother!

You may not have gotten the brains in the family, but you also didn’t get the looks. Anyway, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday. You are my best cousin and my friend forever.

Best birthday wishes to the best cousin in the world.

Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

Hey sis, I was going to get you something expensive for your birthday, but then I realized that just having me for a brother is
enough of a present.

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, cousin sister! Thank you for always being such an amazing cousin sister!

One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

I never thought that having a little cousin sister would be similar to taking care of a tiny monkey, but I would never have it any other way.

Happy birthday to my cousin, who has officially entered the “old and grumpy” phase of life. Just kidding, you’re still young…ish!

Wishing you a happy birthday, dear cousin. May your wrinkles be as few as your teeth!

Birthday Messages For Family Members

Happy birthday to my cousin who’s not just family, but also a great drinking buddy. Let’s celebrate your special day with some shots and shenanigans!

Here’s to a very happy birthday to my cousin who always has the best dance moves. May you continue to bust a move and embarrass us all for many more years to come!

Wishing a very happy birthday to my cousin who is still a kid at heart. May you never grow up and always find joy in the little things in life.

We don’t see each other nearly as much as we used to, but the great memories we made together ensure that I think about you all the time! Today, on your big day, I wish you nothing but the best!

Happy birthday to my spectacular cousin! I’ve always loved hanging out with you and you’ve felt like a brother to me. I hope you have a great birthday!

Your motivational words and creative thoughts are always encouraging me to achieve something exceptional in my life. Thanks for being my brother. Have a great birthday!”

“My dear cousin brother, you remind me of my childhood. I love you and wish you a dearest happy birthday. Love and prayers for you.”

“It is such a blessing to have a caring, encouraging, and supporting cousin like you. Wishing you the greatest joy on your Big Day!”

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

“Cousin, it’s a second brother, but you are my true friend. I know that you are worth the best. Congratulations!”

“Amidst a big family, I get understood by only a few. My dearest cousin, one of them is you. Happy birthday.”

“May you be forever youthful, grateful, full of high hopes. Happy birthday to my proud brother from another mother. Your sis loves you!”

Happy birthday, cousin! Thank you for being more than family; you’re my lifelong friend and confidant.

Sending warmest birthday wishes to my cousin and partner in crime. Let’s make more incredible memories together!

Happy birthday to my amazing cousin! May this year bring you abundant happiness, success, and endless adventures.

Cheers to the coolest cousin in the world! May your birthday be as awesome as you are.

Happy birthday, cousin! Thank you for adding so much love, laughter, and fun to our family. Enjoy your special day!

Wishing a fantastic birthday to my cousin, who always brings sunshine into my life. May your day be as bright as your smile.

Happy birthday to my cousin, my partner in mischief, and my lifelong supporter. You make every day brighter. Enjoy your special day!

I’m so glad to have you as my cousin, and to share so many special memories together. Have a great birthday!

Hey! I don’t have much to say to you cousin, but I just wanted to let you know I really appreciate you. Happy birthday!

You might not know it, but when you’d come and visit us as a kid, I’d excitedly wait for you all afternoon. You’re one of the highlights of my childhood, and now that we’re a little older, I really miss those days. Happy to get to see you today! Have a great birthday!

You’re a little older, a little taller, and a little stronger. You’re also a little wiser, right? Have a great birthday, cuz.

Happy birthday to my cousin who is the family comedian. May your jokes be as funny as your age is high!

It’s great to have a cousin sister like you, who, no matter what goes wrong in life, will always be there to support and shelter me. Happy birthday dear!

Happy Birthday, my beautiful cousin! You are more precious to me!

Happy Birthday, my sweet cousin! You are the light of my life.

It’s hard to think of the perfect gift when you already have my heart. Happy Birthday, cousin!

I wish you a very happy birthday with lots of love.

You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. Happy Birthday!

Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother

May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Happy birthday to my favorite fossil – I mean, cousin. Here’s to another year of being ancient and awesome!

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

Happy birthday to the cousin who always knows how to rock my clothes better than I do! Have a wonderful birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who is now closer to 50 than they are to 21. Time to start acting like it. Happy Birthday, cousin sister!

Over the years, we’ve shared secrets, adventures, heartbreak, and laughter. Simply put, I don’t know what I would do without you. Happy birthday, to the best cousin in the world.

Today on your birthday, cousin, I hope you achieve all that your heart desires. You are one of my favorite people in the world, and I cannot wait to celebrate you on this amazing day. All the best!

Although there are miles between us and we may not see each other as much as we would like, I know that any time I pick up the phone, you’ll be there. Thank you for being someone I can always count on. It means so much to know you are there for me. Happy birthday, to my cousin.

The happiest of birthdays to a cousin who is fantastic, both inside and out. You always light up the room with your smile and I hope that you have a truly amazing day, you deserve it more than anyone.

To my favorite cousin, I am wishing you the happiest of birthdays! You have always been there for me, and I consider you a true friend. I will work hard to ensure that your birthday celebrations are spectacular. You deserve the very best!

Happy Birthday! Another year, and you’re just getting sweeter.

You look ageless, grow wiser and get more fun every year. Happy birthday.

It’s your special day—the day you get a free dessert at a restaurant in exchange for being stared at by everyone in the place!

I can’t wait to celebrate with you tonight. Happy birthday!

Birthday Wishes for Cousin Sister

Happy birthday! I want to make a toast to you—when can we meet up for drinks on me?

I know you hate surprises, so I’ll just tell you now: I want to celebrate with you; when can we meet?

Sending warm birthday wishes to a cousin that deserves the world. I hope that today is filled with happiness, fun and laughter. I truly wish that your birthday is half as wonderful as you are.

Happy birthday, cousin sister! You’re now eligible for senior discounts at restaurants. Time to start living a cheap and easy life.

Happy birthday to my beautiful cousin and best friend. I hope you have the most outstanding birthday ever. Enjoy your day!

Today is the most special day when I get to tell you how much I admire your presence in my life. You are literally a source of happiness for me. Have an amazing birthday, dear cousin!

I am so thankful to have you in my life. I can never imagine how fortunate I am to have a cousin like you. I hope your birthday is full of surprises and happiness. Happy birthday!

Cousins always know when to hold you and more importantly when to challenge you. Thanks for helping me grow as a person even when I didn’t want to. Happy birthday, cousin!

I don’t really need to wish you a “happy birthday” since I’m certain that your birthday will be a happy occasion. That’s because I’m going to be there. What could be better?

There are some people that always know the words to bring a smile to your face. You are that person to me! Have a wonderful birthday and thanks so much for always looking out for me. Happy birthday, cozzie!

The moments we’ve spent together have been some of the best in my life. I;m so grateful to have a cousin like you! May every moment of your birthday be as wonderful as you are!

You are a clever boy with a fantastic social status and smiley face Happy Birthday dear cousin

Congratulations cousin on your special day! I’m so happy that, you’ve grown so well. May God keep you like this happy! My prayers are with you. Have fun and enjoy every moment. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my sweet cousin! You are all kinds of wonderful. I am wishing you the most delicious and joyful birthday.

Thanks for always loving me and supporting me. You are not only my cousin but my closest friend too. Happy birthday!

I cannot forget my childhood memories when I didn’t have any single friends, you were always there for me as my best friend. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my cousin sister who always manages to steal the spotlight. Just kidding, I’m the real star of the family.

Happy birthday, sister! I had prepared a special joke about your wrinkles and grey hair but I figured it out, I don’t want anyone to see me being kicked by a girl!

Dear cousin sister, you’re more than a cousin to me but that doesn’t mean you have to get more attention than me on this birthday event! Wait and see. Happy Birthday!

Blow out the candles, wish away, you are the superstar of the day. Happy Birthday!

Short Funny Birthday Message For Cousin

I cherish the beautiful bond we share! Happy Birthday dear Cousin.

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

I hope you have a beautiful day and get at least half of what you want! Happy Birthday!

To my favorite cousin, having you in my life is certainly a source of joy and happiness. Happy Birthday and May all your wishes come true.

I wish you a wonderful birthday filled with warm wishes and a whole lot of chicken and beer. Also, tacos. Everyone should have tacos on their birthday.

Your cake has so many candles that it’s become a fire hazard. Mwahaha. I meant congrats on getting older cousin!

You may not say it often cousin, but I know that deep down you totally care for me. Deep, deep, deep down where you can barely see it. I feel the same about you, and I hope your birthday is truly spectacular.

For all the years you ratted me out to my parents I forgive you, because it’s your birthday. Also, I may have ratted you out to your parents a couple times too.

I am so deeply blessed to have a cousin like you: fun, fearless, and little flighty. You bring endless joy into my life. I hope you get tons of presents, cake and love on your birthday.

I hope that you continue to reach higher and higher in life. You’ve already touched the sky, but I know you can also reach the stars. Happy birthday cousin!

If only I will have the power to give a gift of immortality, then I certainly would give it to you so you will be able to live forever. Happy birthday to you my beloved cousin.

My dear cousin, now that your birthday, I wish that you will continue to grow wiser and I would like to let you know that I am grateful for all the success you have achieved in life.

To my beloved cousin, remember that each and every birthday signifies a new chapter in your life. I wish that you continue to do good things and fill this new chapter with more wisdom and great deeds.

Hey cousin, may you have a fun filled birthday celebration and I wish you more birthdays to come.

To my dear cousin, remember that each birthday will mark an end of one year and signifies a beginning of another year. So

celebrate the gift of life as well as the opportunity to be with the people you love.

My dear cousin, I hope you have a wonderful birthday celebration and I want you to know that I really love you.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

May this year be the best of your life, until the next one. Happy birthday!

You’re not getting older, you’re getting more distinguished. Happy bday!

Another year of being fabulous, or at least trying to be. Happy birthday, cousin!

Happy birthday to my favorite cousin, who’s aging like a fine wine…or maybe just like cheese.

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