Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

200+Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend Happy birthday to my dearest friend. I hope all your wishes come true the following year and you have a great time aging!

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

I hope there are many more birthdays of yours which we can celebrate together. A very happy birthday, my friend; you are my constant!

It’s your birthday! You’re now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.

Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!

Happy birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!”

You know everything about me and still decide to be my best friend… you are a deeply disturbed woman, you know that right? Happy birthday!”

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you

may your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t
care less about.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

Long Distance Friend Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.”

Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days.

Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same.

Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I’m happy if you’re happy.

Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine—getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!

Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow! Thanks.

Wishing my friend a beautiful day; hopes and dreams I’m sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day! Happy birthday beautiful friend.

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

Today is wish day, hope day. The genie of Aladdin gave to you three right of wish. Spend it smart. Blow candles and celebrate your day. Happy birthday my amazing friend!

In good times and bad, of course it doesn’t matter, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday my friend! If you are in good times we will more enjoy but if you are in bad times I’m always ready to talk or shut up. I’ll always love you.

If anyone calls you old this birthday, don’t worry about it. Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him.

Don’t think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here’s to a great year ahead!

The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media. Cheers to another trip around the sun!

The Bible says there is a friend that sticks closer than a brother. Well, I’ve found him. You are that friend. This is to wish you a super happy birthday! Enjoy the day. I’ll come to turn it up for you later!

Dreams are like tender plants. Hardships and troubles might try to wither them, but if you nurture them well, they would one day become a tree that provides you with the best fruits. From the lands where sweetness breeds, may God fulfill all your needs. Happy birthday!

With youth comes dreams. With age comes responsibility. Be responsible and never let your dreams go. Happy birthday to the friend who, I know, will achieve all his dreams!

Being your friend has certainly taught me to live with the motto, ‘Never stop dreaming.’ You have informed my choices, inspired my direction and taught me to be thankful along the way. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!

Even in the darkest nights, you were my ray of hope. When the whole world seemed bleak, you showed me the path of light. So, on your special day, I offer my immense gratitude for your presence. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations, while the easier ones lead to nowhere. Be wise in your choices and never give up! Wishing you a never-give-up attitude on this birthday!

Thoughtful Birthday Messages

Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.

For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text

Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning.

Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies. #loveyoulots

Perfect birthday checklist: family, friends, and alcohol. Enjoy!

it may be shit living so far away from each other but at least on those odd occasions where you do see your bestie, you know things haven’t changed between you.

Why not let them know your humour hasn’t changed by choosing one of these messages below:

Hope you’re having a great birthday and just remember you can call me if things are a bit shit

We live so far apart because the world can’t handle our chaos and awesomeness!

There’s no distance that can make you forget me – why do you think I’m sending you this card?

Oh, it’s your birthday and you thought you wouldn’t hear from me? you can never escape my messages – I plan to annoy you near or far!

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight. Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!

Facebook reminded me it was your birthday today. So let’s take a moment and think back to our 21st birthdays… and be thankful Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we’re lucky that unlike these later generations, our kids won’t be able to scroll thru our tagged photos from 20+ years ago! Oh the shenanigans that they will never know of… happy birthday you, you lucky old fart.

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy Birthday!”

“I was going to make an old age joke on your birthday, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s getting serious. Happy birthday.”

“I wanted to get you a birthday gift that reminded you of your childhood, but I just couldn’t find any dinosaurs anywhere.”

“I tried to get you something super special and brilliant for your birthday but it was too difficult to wrap myself up. Happy birthday
from the best present in the world.”

“I was always interested in ancient things, that must be why I love you so much. Just kidding! Happy birthday you ancient being.”

“You really don’t look your age, you look much older, Happy birthday.”

“I am so grateful for many things in life, especially the fact that I am not as old as you. Wishing you a very special birthday.”

“Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”

“Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!”

Happy birthday to the friend who knows all my secrets and has enough dirt to blackmail me.

Happy birthday to the person who’s seen me at my worst and still chooses to hang out with me.

The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!

Happy birthday miser. On your birthday I wish you things like love, affair, freedom bla bla.. as they are out of cost. Hahahahhaa…..

Funny Birthday Wishes For Girl Best Friend

Hey friend! Why are u worrying about your growing age? Just remember one thing, you are still younger than your coming birthday, so enjoy your day. Happy birthday once again..You are such a darling!

OMG! There are so many candles on your birthday cake… come on blow them fast, before the room catches fire. Lol!!!

I feel really blessed to have a friend like you.. You are totally a clown. Hahahahhaa… you are damm hilarious guy. Wishing you a very happy birthday..may god give you the potential to achieve your wildest dreams.

The years that I have spent with you, I have found just a kid and a clown inside you. Wishing you a very happy birthday kiddo!
May this birthday is one of your best birthdays ever..

I know you hate your birthday because you are growing old. Stop worrying friend…. You still have teeth in your mouth. Lol.. wish
you a very Happy birthday friend. You are a special soul.

The number of candles have increased on your cake, but does your lungs hold that much power to blow them? Or shall I do it for
you… just kidding darling! On your special day, I am organizing a small birthday party for you. So be there on time.

Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!

Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday!

There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close!

Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that I’ll always be there for you when you need me.

There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

Another year older, another year of questionable life choices. Keep up the good work!

You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value, like a vintage wine…or smelly cheese.

Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???

It’s good to know that someone likes you, thinks about you and needs you. But it feels even better when you know that someone remembers your birthday! Yes, it’s me!!!

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…

Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.

Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re getting funnier looking!

Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!

Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate like we’re young, wild, and have no responsibilities…wait, we still can, right?

Cute Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as the times you act your age.

Congratulations on reaching an age where you can’t trust your own farts. It’s all uphill from here!

“I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!”

“Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… But hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.”

“Happy birthday to my brother who has the world’s greatest sister! You are so lucky haha! Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day!”

You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday

How do I explain that I did not plan to leave the house today until it’s time for your party? The plan was to save all the strength so I can party hard for my favourite buddy. Happy birthday to you, (insert friend’s name).

How can it be that your birthday comes just when I needed a genuine reason to be at a party? I guess that’s why we are best friends. Happy birthday to you, buddy.

It’s exciting how your birthday is going to give me a reason to dance like a child again. I’d have said “drinks on me”, but they’re already available. Happy birthday to you, dearest friend.

Friends like you should have an international party thrown to celebrate their birthdays. In fact, there should be a seven days public holiday for you. Happy birthday to you. This is me celebrating friendship.

I love you in a very special way, my friend. Don’t let my wife see this that’s the same thing I tell her. Happy birthday to the best friend I ever had — you! Enjoy the day.

Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well! I hope you have a fabulous birthday today, at least as fabulous as we are!

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

Happy Birthday, big guy! Don’t forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.

If it’s any consolation, in whiskey years you’re just getting tastier. Happy birthday!

You are one of the best people that I have come across in my life, and hence you are my best friend! I wish you an amazing and extraordinary birthday, just like you are!

Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!

Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!

Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your face.

After all the years of our friendship, I am grateful to god that I have you besides my thick and thin. You are important to me, buddy. Happy birthday, mate.

This is your day, and so is the treat! Awaiting the sumptuous dinner soon, my friend. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

May God shower you with all the blessing and love that you ever deserved on this birthday. Happy birthday to my dearest best friend; stay blessed.

Another year, another birthday. I hope this one is more awesome than the previous one! A very happy birthday, buddy.

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