Funny Friday Wishes Quotes Images “Friday The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
Funny Friday Wishes 2024
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!”
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.
“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.”
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.”
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
“It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.”
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week in a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!”
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck.”
Funny Friday quotes for work
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”
“And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you’ll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday.”
“I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.”
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.”
“The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well, friends, you know me… I love a dare!”
I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
Time to leave the stress from work, I have to welcome Friday with a happy heart. No worries, we are going to have fun.
I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well.
“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”
“Happy Friday! May your day be filled with great times and even greater memories.”
Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.
Friday.The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break, you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.
Good Morning Quotes for Fabulous Friday
This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
A Friday morning is a gentle reminder that the weekend is near. Keep going!”
“Wake up, it’s Friday morning! Time to be the best version of yourself today.”
“Friday is the day we all become amateur meteorologists, predicting a 100% chance of ‘happy hour’ in the evening.”
“Friday is the only day of the week where ‘wine’ and ‘win’ share the same letters. Coincidence? I think not.”
“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about the weekend on a Friday, I could afford to retire.”
“Friday is the day I practice my ‘out of office’ stare, even when I’m still in the office.”
“Friday: The day I have to remind myself not to break into a happy dance at my desk…again.”
“I love Fridays so much; I’d even be willing to have a ‘Monday’ if it meant having a ‘Friday’ right after.”
“Friday mornings are when dreams meet determination. Go conquer the day!”
“The sun shines brighter on Friday mornings, energizing us for the weekend ahead.”
“Friday mornings are like a breath of fresh air – full of possibilities and opportunities.”
“Let’s start this Friday morning with a heart full of joy and a mind full of positivity.”
“Celebrate the beauty of Friday and embrace the good health that freedom brings.”
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
“For people who don’t like what they do, Friday is the best day. For those who love what they do, Monday is the best day. For people who have found their passion, each day is the best.”
“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.”
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.”
“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humour.”
Positive & Motivational Friday Quotes
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.”
“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.”
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
Don’t worry about letting the dogs out. It’s Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.”
‘I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.’
But what is it about Friday that people love so much? When times get difficult and work piles up, Friday represents that proverbial silver lining that rest days are on the horizon.
Friday is special because we had to go through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday to get to it. And finally, after braving the stress and deadlines, the weekend is here.
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.”
“I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.”
“When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.”
‘Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.’
‘If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.’
‘I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.’
‘The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labour.’
“Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life because you become what you believe.”
“Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!”
“Hold your head up, tilt your tiara, put on your sassy pants… and get ready for an awesome weekend! HAPPY FRIDAY!”
Funny Friday Quotes for Those Happy Vibes
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Friday, and the Muslims gave Him Saturday. God has a three-day weekend.”
“Being in love is what makes working all week bearable. It makes cruising with your windows rolled down feel like you’re riding in a convertible. It makes you dance to the rhythm of the copy machine and makes Friday night really feel like The Weekend.”
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.”
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.”
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.”
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
“Happy Friday! It’s time to let go of the week’s worries and embrace the weekend’s wonders.”
“May your Friday be filled with laughter, smiles, and all the things that make you happy.”
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.”
“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, “Certainly, I can!” Then get busy and find out how to do it.”
“Anybody, somebody or nobody is ever going to make your life any more than you are willing to do for yourself. So, stop looking around for anybody to do something for you; instead, get your own body going and get it done now.”
“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning.”
“Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”
“It’s finally Friday! The day that reminds us to count our blessings and share our happiness.”
“Friday is the day to spread positive energy and radiate good vibes to everyone around you.”
Inspirational Friday Quotes to Start the Weekend
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my co-workers with a keyboard.”
“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don’t care about you, It’s Friday I’m in love.”
“Friday is not just a day; it’s a mood. Good morning! May your coffee be strong, your spirit be stronger, and your day be filled with the delightful anticipation of the weekend.”
“Wishing you a fabulous Friday! Today is not just the end of the workweek; it’s the beginning of your well-deserved escape. May your weekend be as bright as your Friday.”
“Happy Friday vibes to you! As you close your laptop and step into the weekend, may the freedom of Friday bring laughter, relaxation, and the promise of memorable moments.”
“On this Friday, let the weekend unfold like a story waiting to be written. May each chapter be filled with joy, adventures, and the warmth of shared moments with loved ones.”
“Friday: the golden child of the weekdays. Good morning! Today is your canvas — paint it with colors of happiness, spontaneity, and the freedom to be your authentic self.”
“Wishing you a joyful Friday! As you bid farewell to the workweek, remember that Friday is not just an end; it’s a fresh beginning. Embrace the possibilities, and let the weekend adventures commence!”
“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.”
“I understand what it’s like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.”
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
“When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.”
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.”
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
“On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.”
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.”
“Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.”
“Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.”
“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”
