Short Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes Images “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
Short Funny Birthday Wishes
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you up?”
Happy Birthday to a (Mom/Dad) who is smart, funny and good-looking, from a (daughter/son) who inherited all your best qualities.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You’re doing pretty well!
A wise person once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one!”
Happy Easter. Christmas. Independence Day. You know what? Just eat your darn cake!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real estate for wisdom!
Congrats on surviving another year! Just remember, at your age, it’s important to start using your blinker when changing lanes… in the grocery store!
It’s time to get this party started! But seriously, let’s get a move on—we both know you can’t stay up past 10 p.m.
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!”
Short Funny Birthday Quotes
“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
“A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be
fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”
“ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
“May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!”
“They say age is just a number. So, how about we stop counting altogether? Happy Birthday!’
“You’re not old, you’re just retro! Have a fantastic birthday filled with nostalgic moments.”
“Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. You’re doing great! Happy Birthday.”
May your birthday be filled with all the things you love, except for bad hair days, because those are the worst.
Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to believe that life is one big adventure.
May your birthday be filled with all the things that make you happy, except for Monday mornings, because let’s be real, nobody likes those.
Happy Birthday to someone who is aging like a superhero, but probably needs a nap more often.
Short Funny Birthday Images
On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!
You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!
You always backed me up in our fights, helped me move, helped me kick my addictions, and let me know when I was in a bad relationship. Let me return the favor today, and help you pick a good club for us to celebrate in. Happy Birthday!
May your birthday be filled with all the things that make life worth living.
Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to believe in the magic of birthdays.
May your birthday be filled with all the things that make you happy, except for the traffic, because let’s be real, nobody likes that.
“Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young at heart. Just slightly older in other places. Happy Birthday!”
With old age comes new skills. You can now cough, laugh, sneeze and pee yourself all at the same time! Oh wait… You’ve been doing that for 30 years. Hope you have a great day!”
“Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit. But make sure you check it for wrinkles first!”
“Happy Birthday! You’re finally at the age where the fire marshal will not allow us to put real candles on your cake!”
Short Funny Birthday Greetings
. Happy birthday my sweet babu! I can’t believe you’re 40 and I’m only 21. I hope you’re excited for big red cake and moisturizing to avoid wrinkles.
You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you care to exercise.”
“Yes, we have reached that age when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!”
“Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your regrets, and may your cake be as sweet as your dreams.”
Everyone should have a great friend in their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you have me! Happy birthday, man!
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
Congrats on surviving another year of life. I hope this next one is filled with even more embarrassing moments for me to tease you about.
Happy birthday to someone who still thinks it’s cool to party like it’s 1999. May your dance moves continue to make me cringe for years to come.
Cheers to another year of being mistaken for a teenager. Maybe one day you’ll actually start to look your age!
I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say Happy Birthday!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends
Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to
me. Happy birthday!
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!
It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.
Happy Birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself.
You were born on this date so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.
Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be REDACTED years old?
Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.
Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!
Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo. May your quirks and eccentricities continue to make you stand out in a crowd.
Congrats on surviving another year without any major meltdowns. Let’s see if we can keep that streak going for at least another year!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister or Brother
Happy birthday to someone who always knows how to make me laugh. I hope this year brings you plenty of opportunities to return the favor.
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
Dear mom/dad today is your birthday, and for this, you have to be silent. I know it is arduous for you to do it. But if you give me a word at 11:59 pm, I will give you a beautiful gift. So be silent till then. Happy Birthday!
It’s the best time to figure out all the liars around you. Don’t be stupid by the one that tells you that you are still beautiful and young. Happy birthday!
On your special day, I have sent you a truly beautiful gift. It’s a ghost hug. However, you can’t feel it, but it is surely there. Happiest birthday, Dad!
Finally, another birthday has come. It seems as if you are just polluting the earth since you have been born. Happy birthday to you!
As usual, I forget everyone’s birthday, but you should appreciate me as I am sending you a birthday wish. Happy birthday!
The emergency department is one step away on the dial just in case you have an unexpected attack blowing the candles. Have an awesome birthday!
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Happy birthday to a special friend who is truly unique. Whether or not that’s for good reasons I’ll let you decide!
You don’t look another year older, bestie… you look like you’ve aged about 10!
Happy birthday to the person who wisely talked me out of getting post-breakup bangs. You’re a real friend for that!
You know I love you, because this bottle of wine cost more than $10! But you’re worth it, birthday girl.
A wish for you on your birthday – whatever you ask for may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled, on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband or Wife
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Happy birthday!
Dreams are like tender plants. Hardships and troubles might try to wither them, but if you nurture them well, they would one day become a tree that provides you with the best fruits. From the lands where sweetness breeds, may God fulfill all your needs. Happy birthday!
With youth comes dreams. With age comes responsibility. Be responsible and never let your dreams go. Happy birthday to the friend who, I know, will achieve all his dreams!
Being your friend has certainly taught me to live with the motto, ‘Never stop dreaming.’ You have informed my choices, inspired my direction and taught me to be thankful along the way. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!
Even in the darkest nights, you were my ray of hope. When the whole world seemed bleak, you showed me the path of light. So, on your special day, I offer my immense gratitude for your presence. Wishing you a very happy birthday.
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations, while the easier ones lead to nowhere. Be wise in your choices and never give up! Wishing you a never-give-up attitude on this birthday!
Tell you what, because it’s your birthday, tonight’s post-bar pizza slices are on me.
“Happy birthday, old friend! Now you really are an old friend. Not only one I’ve known for a long time – now you are officially ancient.”
“Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.”
“One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are. Happy birthday!”
“For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy Birthday!”
“If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember… You can always change your birthday on Facebook! Happy Birthday!”
“Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now?! Happy Birthday!”
Honestly, I feel bad for everyone else who doesn’t get to have you as a best friend. What a lame life!
HBD to the Ilana to my Abbi. The Nick to my Schmidt. The Issa to my Molly. We can argue about who is who later.
Happy International [insert name here] day. I’ve put in my PTO and I’m on watch to ensure everyone observes it properly.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom Dad
Thank you for always listening attentively when I tell you about my work drama. For your birthday, I’ll refrain from complaining about my coworkers for 24 hours!
Happy birthday to my boy friend: my very best buddy and a male friend who I love like a brother!
What did I do to deserve a friend like you? It must have been something pretty terrible!
Getting older is a trap, buddy. Don’t grow up!
Happy birthday, old man! It’s only gray hair and wrinkles ahead of you now!
I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now. You’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children’s advice.
“It’s your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “Get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!”
“You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. Happy Birthday!”
“A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”. Happy birthday!”
“On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!”
“You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Happy Birthday!”
May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
Happy anniversary of the day you escaped mom’s womb!
I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so boring without you there to watch.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
