Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend “Happy birthday, my dearest friend! Hope you have the best day celebrating. I can’t wait to BOOK you on the nose in a few short months. Love you always.”
Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend
“Happy birthday to my brother who has the world’s greatest sister! You are so lucky haha! Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day!”
“Even with your ripe old age, you’re still the best friend someone could ask for. I’ll get the prune juice ready though. Happy Birthday.”
“Here’s to many more rotations around the sun. May you live to be old and toothless – Jell-O is the caviar of the future! Happy Birthday.”
“May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!”
Happy birthday to someone who has amazing taste in best friends. Enjoy your special day!
I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday, my friend!
I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!
“Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.”
“Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.”
Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented, and you are great at being my friend!
Happy birthday to someone who loves me even though I take forever to reply to texts.
Another year, and still no gray hairs! HBD to you and your fountain of youth (and maybe your colorist)
I was looking up smoke show in the dictionary today, and your picture was there?? HBD to my favorite hot girl.
I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be wreaking havoc in the senior home together! Until then, happy birthday, darling!
A quick reminder on your special day: well-behaved women rarely make history. But we don’t have to worry about that!
You are my rock! Looking forward to another year of being partners-in-crime. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my ride or die! I’d go anywhere and do anything for you — love you!
“Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… But hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.”
“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
“I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.”
Happy birthday to the only person who will be truly honest with me when my outfit is not working.
If you want, we can pretend we’re 21 again, and I’ll hold your hair back while you puke tonight!
Unique Birthday Wishes For Friends
Happy birthday to a charming, smart and all-around amazing person. Takes one to know one!
Happy birthday to someone who is always ready to text me about what’s happening with Harry and Meghan.
Let’s be honest, one day isn’t enough of a celebration for someone like you. Enjoy your birthday month!
“Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend, even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.”
“Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.”
“You were born on this date, so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.”
To the best friend a person could ask for—my one regret is not meeting you sooner (so I could have annoyed you longer).
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t foresee, and most certainly forget about the present because I did not get you one.
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to a human who is already buried in his dog years.
Oh, let it go! Oh, let it go! Age can’t keep you back … Happy Birthday … from enjoying the fun. Just note, the older it gets, the wine tastes better.
Nobody knows where the years have gone, it seems like it’s only been a short time. How have you not aged a day when the years have left me all gray? It’s your party, I’ll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry too if gray happened to you! Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend! May the years continue to be kind!
Short Birthday Wishes For Friend
At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow.
Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you.
Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you “Happy Birthday” today!
Happy birthday buddy! I hope your heart today is as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
You may be getting older, but at least I still look great! Happy birthday, best friend!
I am so blessed to have a friend like you. It may be your birthday, but I feel like I am the one with the gift!
May you have a happy, healthy, peaceful, successful and fun year. And may this year be your best one yet.
Today is your special day, and I promise to try my utmost to not steal the spotlight from you for at least one day! Happy birthday, my friend.
Happy birthday! I think it’s great that your parents met.
So… it’s your birthday so we should celebrate …I dunno, pub?
You get the drinks in – I’ll pay you back later! (Either on the taxi ride home or via some crisps in my cupboards)
Happy Birthday Bro, we really need to start working on our six packs asap!
This is just a manly card just to say I bloody love you mate!
Happy Birthday to a brilliant pal! Any chance I could have this card back so I can re-gift it?
“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
“Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.
Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is to smile all the way.
Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.
Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday!
Blessing birthday wishes for friend
I’m wishing you a day that’s both full of laughs and many touching, memorable moments! Happy birthday to you, my best bud!
Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.
It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds!
You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow—happy birthday!
Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the Thelma to my Louise (only without the whole driving off a cliff ending).
Don’t forget to smile awkwardly when everyone sings you “Happy Birthday” today!
You know you’re old when the candles on the cake set off the smoke alarm.
Happy Birthday! Just tell yourself you’re not aging, you’re just becoming a classic.
You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday, bestie. I was going to get you the best present ever, but sadly I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
One minute, you’re young and fun.
The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are… Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, bestie. I hope you’re not waiting for a gift because my presence is my present to you.
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
As you grow into manhood, may life bless you with children who love you just as much as you love making them!
Life without you is like a sitcom with no laugh track. Happy birthday, my beloved buddy.
May you age with the wisdom and strength of a Chinese kung-fu master.
You’re a shining example of what it means to still enjoy life even when logic dictates that you’re too old to.
In these coming years, may life bless you with so much prosperity that everything you touch turns to gold. May life also bless you with the grace to leave me, your best friend, all of your possessions once you die from starvation.
On this great day, may God bless you with booze made of water from the fountain of youth so that you’ll never age. Have a great one.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
Short funny birthday wishes for best friend
When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Happy birthday to the only person who will be truly honest with me when my outfit is not working.
Don’t count the candles, but see the light they give. Don’t count your years, but the life you live. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.
You may be inclined to be saddened as you have grown older today. But don’t worry, you still have enough hair to have a young bae. I wish you an excellent birthday. Don’t forget to enjoy your day.
Happy birthday to my closest friend. True friends are as rare as grabbing a bar of chocolate from your end. I know this year, too, you will be out of trend. Happy birthday, again, would-be husband.
Happy Birthday, busy bee. You must know you are precious to me. After all, antiques are priceless, you see. My ancient yet well-preserved, pal before the day ends, do propose a girl!
Too many birthdays could mean you are closer to death. You had one just last year. Please stay safe because it is scientifically proven. Love you anyway!
I heard somewhere that wine and cheese get only better with age. Don’t be so happy – you are definitely neither of them. You look older than last year.
When there is a strong bond between two people, the universe also tries to search a way to bring them together with no matter what happens.
Without you my love, I am mortal. With you, I am able to conquer the world and destroy every obstacle on the way.
I love you more than anything else in this world. You are my everything and the only thing that hurt is to lose you.
Happy birthday old man! I hope this year is full of happiness, Depends, prune juice and compression socks.
I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.
Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!
Funny Birthday Messages
Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is to smile all the way.
Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.
Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday!
I’m wishing you a day that’s both full of laughs and many touching, memorable moments! Happy birthday to you, my best bud!
Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.
It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds!
You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow—happy birthday!
You make each day special just by being yourself. I hope you’re enjoying your special day—may life continue to bring you the best days ahead. 💜
If you want, we can pretend we’re 21 again, and I’ll hold your hair back while you puke tonight!
After all the years of our friendship, I am grateful to god that I have you besides my thick and thin. You are important to me, buddy. Happy birthday, mate.
This is your day, and so is the treat! Awaiting the sumptuous dinner soon, my friend. Wishing you a very happy birthday.
Beer, banter and a best mate are birthday essentials! So, write out a jokey message that will leave your mate howling:
You deserve to be on a booze cruise right now mate! But thanks to inflation, a round of drinks will have to do!
“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
“Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.”
“Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
“Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
May God shower you with all the blessing and love that you ever deserved on this birthday. Happy birthday to my dearest best friend; stay blessed.
Another year, another birthday. I hope this one is more awesome than the previous one! A very happy birthday, buddy.
You deserve all the cake, happiness, and love today. Happy birthday and #treatyourself!
Thank you for being the brightest person I know. Hope to see you shine for years on!
Thanks for being my turn up partner, venting partner, and everything in between! Enjoy your day!
You’ve grown so much in one year. I’m always so proud of you! Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday! Wishing you many more years of good health and prosperity.
Stay happy, stay healthy and stay friends with me forever! I wish you a grand and fun-filled birthday, buddy.
You are the person who made me realize the worth of true friendship. Always be this way, and I wish you all the joy on this birthday of yours! Enjoy to the fullest, mate.
May this birthday bring you an everlasting spree of happiness, and you get all that you wish for today! Have a blast, buddy.
How does it feel to be in older age as you are? I wouldn’t know because I’m two years younger than you. Happy Birthday!
This year, we will need a larger cake to fit in the number of candles for your age. Happy Birthday, my dear bestie; I wish you a year with lots of food and fat!
Hey, look at the bright side. You are one year younger than you will be next year. Have fun and birthday wishes to my best friend.
You are one year older. Let me console you by this – age is just a number, and you will grow old year by year. Happy Birthday!
As they say, with age comes wisdom. So I assume you are the wisest among all around us. Is it?! Happy Birthday, bestie.
Human stupidity has no limit, It’s infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend. Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday friend!… may god protect you from a disease called “LOVE”. So being your protective shield, may this virus enter my body instead of you. Hehehe…
You know I forget everyone’s birthday. So you should feel lucky or call it as a miracle that I remembered your birthday. Feel special as I am wishing you on your birthday. Sending you all my hilarious birthday wishes.
Thanks for being there for me everytime. The day since you have been with me, I don’t have to worry about anything.. Your cupboard is mine, and the clothes inside it are mine too. Happy birthday buddy!
I have actually saved emergency number on my phone. As there are going to be so many candles on your cake, so there is a great possibility of the birthday hall catching fire. Anyways, happy birthday darling
friend…
You have grown one year more older. But believe me, you have not become wiser at all. Wishing you a fantastic birthday..Meet me soon friend!
Hey friend, I haven’t organised any birthday cake for you. But I believe a bottle of beer would be more preferable for you. So come on, lets enjoy and have fun.. happy birthday hilarious..
My friend, seeing you growing old gives me heartache, and seeing you not growing up gives me a headache. Happy birthday!
I forgot to buy a gift for you so I brought myself as your birthday gift. I bet no one can give you as a precious gift like mine.
If the number of candles represents the intelligence of a person instead of his age, you’d never have to blow a candle on your birthdays. Happy birthday, dear friend!
Thanks for being my partner in crimes and making life more fun every freaking day. Love you tons.
The time has come to meet; I can’t wait any longer for your delicious treat. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope you blow all candles yourself, or I would be calling the local department for fire services this year!
You have become another year old. Good luck on that! Just make sure you try not to forget your car keys.
You know my capability to remember all the historical years with accurate dates during our history classes?
Well, your birthdate was not, of course, so I did not remember. Belated birthday wishes sprinkled with a sorry kept in the dungeon!
Here’s to many more rotations around the sun. May you live to be old and toothless – Jell-O is the caviar of the future! Happy Birthday.
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!
No matter what you do or where you go, I will always love you and my love will keep following you till the end of life.
When the skies get darker and the storm appears, I believe that you are the one who will protect me from everything.
