Insulting Birthday Wishes On your special day, I want to wish you joy, happiness, and an unlimited supply of comebacks to counter all the insults I throw your way. Happy birthday, you quick-witted friend!
Insulting Birthday Wishes
My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday!
Everyone gets wishes with each passing birthday. I guess, you are the only creature who is getting stupid with every birthday. God bless you and happy birthday!
With each birthday, you are getting close to becoming a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.
We’re both born for the sole purpose of reminding each other of our birthdays. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
According to one study, those who throw birthday parties live longer than those who do not. It is now up to you to decide for the party. Congratulations on your birthday!
I have a solid aversion to stupid people. Fortunately, you are not one of them. Insulting Birthday WishesHappy birthday, dear friend!
You may be the only person on the planet who does not return phone calls on his birthday. Forget birthday wishes and gifts if I don’t get a party this year.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.
Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak.
I hope your birthday is as memorable as your high school graduation. That was hilarious. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
Your only accomplishment on this day was colliding with the planet. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
Thank goodness birthdays only happen once a year, or I would have spent most of my pocket money bringing you birthday cakes and candles. Happy birthday, dear!
And just when I’d spent my very last penny you have the nerve to have another birthday. I hope you’re happy.
Happy birthday, try not to die blowing out all those candles.
Happy Birthday you randy old dog. Excitable, hairy, covered in fleas and your anal glands are an absolute state.
You’ve reached the point where it’s probably best to start lying about your age.
Happy birthday to an amazing person. Here’s to getting so drunk we pass out in our own sick.
Just think, if your mom and dad hadn’t have had sex, you wouldn’t have been born. Lol now you’re thinking about your parents having sex.
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend.
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend.
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend.
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend.
Insulting Happy Birthday Quotes for Best Friend
I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the best friend ever. Do you know why you are the best, you give me the best issues. Keep being amazing. I love you to the moon and back.
Hey Bestie, let’s go have some fun! It’s your day, my fabulous, wonderful, and cute boyfriend. Keep giving headaches like you love to do.
I understand this past year had some tough times, but I’m sure this coming year will be full of great blessings for you. Thank you for being an awesome friend, your presence in my life is such a blessing. Happy birthday, Bestie.
Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
Happy birthday to the one who always manages to bring a smile to my face, even if it’s at your own expense. Keep up the good work, buddy!
Congratulations on surviving another year of my constant teasing and mockery. You truly deserve a medal for putting up with me. Have an amazing birthday! – insulting birthday wishes for best friend
Age is just a number, my friend, but in your case, it’s a big, bold, and hilarious number! Embrace the laughter and have a fantastic birthday!
As we celebrate your special day, let’s not forget that you’re one year closer to becoming that embarrassing grandparent we all can’t wait to laugh at. Happy birthday, future oldie!
Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in!
Congratulations!
STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy Birthday!
We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy Birthday!
So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!
I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of
that nice dog …!
Today, we raise our glasses to you, the master of self-deprecating humor. May your birthday be as funny and entertaining as you are!
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
Naughty Birthday Wishes for Friend
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
You are a good friend and one of the most handsome. I have nothing to do with real-life events when I say that. Happy birthday to my friend!
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
I can’t believe that your birthday is tomorrow and here I am still thinking about it. I have a gift for you. It’s the first one I ever made. It was a long time ago, back in the days when I used to make stuff.
I would have forgotten about your birthday if Facebook hadn’t reminded me of it. Happy birthday in advance.
Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,
Best Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friends
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations!
Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared together. Best of luck, best friend.
You’re a jacka*s of all trades as well as the master of none, but I still love you even though you’re an underachiever. Many happy
returns, dear friend.
The reason you’re my best friend is that I’m able to perceive your hidden qualities, and as you age I hope they come out for the
entire world to see.
The fact that I went out and bought you such I nice gift even though you owe me money should let you know how I feel about you.
Happy bday, dear friend.
Many happy returns! My wish for you is long life, completely free of STDs.
STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy Birthday!
We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy Birthday!
So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!
I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!
Happy birthday is a common greeting in most of the cultures around the world. But how do you say it in your own unique style?
This article will help you to understand the difference between saying happy birthday in English and other languages by providing examples from several languages that you can use when writing your own greeting card or a personal message on your birthday cards.
For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.
What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!
Sarcastic Birthday Messages For Best Friend
Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.
Your friendship means more than anything. You are a moron and I don’t know why you are my friend. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you! I have no idea what you want for your birthday. I hope you get something you like, but I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what it is.
Happy Birthday, old friend! I don’t know how you got so much bigger, but I’m sure you deserve it for all the trouble you’ve caused me.
You look so happy today. But all that glitters is not gold! Happy birthday!
If you and your friend have a truly twisted sense of humor and can handle some seriously Mean and Nasty Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend, here are a few examples:
Congrats on turning [insert age]! I hope this is the year you finally start acting like a grown-up.
Happy birthday, you walking disaster. I’m amazed you’ve made it this far in life.
You’re so old, I’m surprised you’re still alive. Maybe this year, you’ll finally kick the bucket.
Congrats on being another year closer to death. Maybe this year, you’ll finally get your life together.
Happy birthday, you big loser. I hope your birthday is as disappointing as your entire existence.
Oh, you’re such an idiot. A friend doesn’t need a wish like this. If anything, she needs a slap in the face. Happy birthday.
We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!
It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.
My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday.
You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!
Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!
On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair fall. Happy birthday!
